He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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