So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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