Don't you send me to vm
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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