My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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