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(276): View more from Virginia

Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.

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(207): View more from Maine

did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.

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