I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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