I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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