Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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