We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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