Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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