just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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