So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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