I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
porn star boner night. come get it.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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