So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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