Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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