she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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