Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
