I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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