I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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