its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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