just tell him i said nine months
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Enjoy the penises
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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