you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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