is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
it's like heaven, but drunker
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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