Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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