I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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