i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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