Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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