I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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