When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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