o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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