That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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