My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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