honey bunches of taint.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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