i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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