just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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