that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's the barista slut.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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