8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
