remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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