his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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