I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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