'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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