i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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