Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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