so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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