DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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