Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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