one two three fourrrrnication!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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