Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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