if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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