If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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