I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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